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Two Alluring New Offerings at Planet Hollywood

Last updated: February 17, 2011 at 4:22 pm. Posted by in Caesars Palace, Las Vegas Casinos, Las Vegas Hotels, Las Vegas Shows, Nightlife, Planet Hollywood Resort. Comments Off on Two Alluring New Offerings at Planet Hollywood.

Two new venues will be opening this spring at Planet Hollywood on the Las Vegas Strip, the Gallery Nightclub and the Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon.

You heard it here first! Unless, of course, you heard it somewhere else first. In which case, we’re not really in the mood to talk to you right now.

Gallery Nightclub

We're pretty sure that's faux snakeskin. Vegas cares about stuff like that.

The news release says, “Provocative design and sexy revelry will converge to create a uniquely aesthetic nightlife experience at Gallery Nightclub and the adjacent Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon.”

First, we’re going to name our next band “Sexy Revelry.” Second, this blog loves new stuff!

Planet Hollywood

Insert gratuitous photo of Planet Hollywood here.

Let’s go back to the news release, shall we? About the Gallery Nightclub, the release says, “Oversized frames will adorn the walls, showcasing original photography depicting voyeuristic imagery, creating a playfully sexy backdrop for guests.” Now we’re talking. More details, please.

“In the decadent Red Room, subjects in 3D photographs follow guests’ every move, and in the Gold Room, a beautiful femme performs a strip tease inside an over-sized champagne glass.” Our only qualm with that? There is no such thing as an over-sized champagne glass. (It’s Las Vegas!)

Skipping over the parts of the release that talk about things unrelated to “dangling,” we get to this tidbit, “Gorgeous go-go dancers, styled in voyeuristic fashions, will perform nightly, while stunning acrobats will perform from netted platforms, dangling from the nightclub’s ceiling. Candlelit glass fireplaces will be scattered throughout the venue, creating a sexy, sensual and mysterious glow in all the rooms.”

We’re kind of liking the vibe of this joint.

Pussycat Dolls

Insert gratuitous photo of various Pussycat Dolls here.

Now, on to the Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon. Note: Cutting and pasting news release bits is so much easier than actual blog writing, isn’t it?

“The Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon will bring the talent and sex appeal of the iconic Pussycat Dolls into an interactive setting for an unforgettable nightlife experience. Burlesque fantasies will come to life within the 4,500-square-foot venue, with gorgeous, lingerie-wearing bartenders pouring shots and climbing on the bar for impromptu performances throughout the night.”

And you wonder why this blog has such a crush on Vegas?

Matt Goss

Pussycat Dolls trivia: The creator of the Pussycat Dolls, Robin Antin, also produces the Matt Goss show at Caesars Palace.

Please, continue, best news release ever.

“All ladies will be welcomed to showcase their inner Pussycat Doll and flaunt what they’ve got on the Burlesque Saloon’s raised platforms and rhinestone-studded carousel horses. The Pussycat Dolls will be sure to fill the room with eye candy. Scantily-clad Dolls will strut their stuff on rhinestone letters spelling out D-O-L-L-S behind the bar.”

It appears we may have to check out these new offerings, in a purely professional blogging context, of course.

The news release offers up a Web site for Gallery Nightclub, and a suggestion to follow them on Twitter, but there’s not much there at the moment.

The same goes for Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon on Twitter and the Interwebs. Not much “there there” yet. But who cares? Did we mention there are Pussycat Dolls involved. Hello!

More news to come!

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