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Gordon Ramsay Is Setting Twitter on Fire With These Legendary Food Burns

Last updated: May 26, 2017 at 10:39 am. Posted by in Celebrities, Las Vegas Restaurants, Things to Do in Las Vegas. Comments Off on Gordon Ramsay Is Setting Twitter on Fire With These Legendary Food Burns.

Chef Gordon Ramsay has four Las Vegas restaurants

Gordon Ramsay is straight savage.

The multi-Michelin starred restaurateur and celebrity chef doesn’t throw shade. He spits fire. Famous for hurling blazing barbs on “Hell’s Kitchen” and letting fiery expletives fly on “Kitchen Nightmares,” the creator of the “idiot sandwich” has now set his Twitter fingers ablaze to lampoon your polenta. Ridicule your risotto. Mock your miso. Taunt your tuna. Cast aspersions on your asparagus. And assuredly insult anything made in an instant.

Ramsay’s Twitter feed has become a burn zone — where gluttons for punishment go to get scorched.

The searing chef will bring that same heat to Caesars Palace this winter when he continues his Las Vegas restaurants reign with the opening of the world’s first Hell’s Kitchen restaurant. But for now — the star of the small screen is busy roasting food not fit for posting.

If you’re an amateur chef offering up handcrafted cuisine to be judged, prepared to get panned like this:

"You've got a great future in my industry...as a customer," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

And this:

"I didn't know you can tweet from prison," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

Even the schools aren’t safe:

"Shut it down," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He’s become a relationship expert:

"Leave him," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He Gives It A Lot Less Than A Year:

"Divorcing after dessert," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He Knows Why Your Husband has been getting Home Later & Later:

"He's working overtime to avoid this!" says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He approves of The Classic (don’t) Eat and Run Move:

"Don't wait for the last dance...run now Hailee," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He’s not a fan of stranger-Things Foodstuffs

"Looks like something out of a Sci-Fi movie," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

or those who try to pass his food off as theirs

"It's MY fish & chips smart arse...from The LINQ's Fish & Chips Las Vegas Restaurant
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He’s sometimes Team Mom:

"Is she still talking to you?" says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He’s sometimes not:

"Hope you've moved out!" says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He Believes in employing life saving techniques:

"Looks like it's still moving...it's that raw...a good vet can bring it back to life!" says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

other times — he goes in for the kill:

"I'd rather eat your gold fish," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He’ll Go To The Potty For His Humor:

"Piece a shite," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He’ll call in the officials:

"This should come with a government health warning," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

especially if it looks like you’re up to no good:

"Is he rolling a joint," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

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He’ll sometimes bypass food and come straight for your head:

"Pineapple head," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He Has Suggestions For Plane Food:

"Parachute," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

He reaches back and bestows upon you one of the classics:

"Idiot sandwich right there!" says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

And when all else fails — He invokes the heavens:

"Lettuce pray," says Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.

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