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Where To Go in Las Vegas When You’ve Swiped Right

Last updated: June 26, 2017 at 9:22 am. Posted by in Las Vegas Bars, Las Vegas Restaurants, Nightlife, Things to Do in Las Vegas. No Comments on Where To Go in Las Vegas When You’ve Swiped Right.

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You’ve swiped right in Vegas. Now what?

We know what — you want to expend very little effort on where to meet your potential situationship.

After thousands of quick-swipe lefts, hundreds of chats that went nowhere and countless yeses turned absolute no’s, you’re meeting up with someone who may or may not look like their photo at the very least and turn out to be a raving lunatic at the very worst. When the latter happens, it’s best it happens in Vegas. Here you can blend in with the crowd and make a quick break or just get lost in the smoke and mirrors of Sin City. These are the things to do in Las Vegas when ditching your date has a high probability.

Meet at Drai’s Beach Club 

Poolside at Drais Beachclub is one of the things to do in Las Vegas.

If your swipe right has put on some weight (and some years) since that profile picture, it will never be more apparent than when you connect poolside. A few extra pounds and a generation older? No problem. Eleven stories up at the Cromwell is the perfect place to perch for the preen and screen. Grab a quick bite at the in-house café that serves brunch and lunch nibbles from 11 a.m. – 6 p.m. daily as you casually look over your date’s shoulder at that upgrade to their right. Or forgo food and formalities altogether and just dayclub it surrounded by panoramic views of the Strip and bikini-clad BBDs (bigger, better deals).

Meet at OMNIA Nightclub

OMNIA Nightclub dance floor is one of the things to do in Las Vegas.

If he had a hat on in every photo — there’s a reason and it will be uncovered — because this is the place where he’s required to take that headgear off. The dress code at this interactive nightlife experience calls for upscale attire. No sandals, no baggy clothes, no athletic wear and no hiding fiveheads with a fedora. The massive 22,000-pound dynamic chandelier floating overhead beams so many frenetic patterns of light over the dance floor that you can’t tell it’s moving at four feet per second. And if you’re quick on your feet, his recently-revealed big head won’t notice you’re taking swift steps towards the exit.

Meet at FIZZ Las Vegas

FIZZ at Caesars Palace is a great spot to meet a potential date

So your future soulmate’s brief bio stated they were a social-drinking sapiosexual, did it? Then you should definitely invite them to the 2,750-square-foot Champagne lounge and bar inside Caesars Palace that was conceptualized by the creative mind of David Furnish and legendary talent, Sir Elton John. There you can discuss art history, data sciences and at what letter in s-a-p-i-o-s-e-x-u-a-l did Google autofill the word before your imbibing better half copy and pasted it into their profile. Toast to two hours of endless Champagne refills at “Bottomless Bubbles” for only $36: Sunday through Thursday from 6 – 8 p.m. or 8 – 10 p.m. and Friday, Saturday at 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. or 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. Because by Monday an endless text fest will reveal your intelligence-loving companion doesn’t know the difference between you’re and your.

Meet at The Linq Promenade

Taking a spin on the High Roller is one of the things to do in Las Vegas.

That pic with the tiger in Thailand proves your swipe right has a taste for adventure so give them a Las Vegas thrill when you take your guy or girl 550 feet in the air for a ride on The High Roller. The world’s largest observation wheel ought to keep you both captivated for a 30-minute revolution above the Strip. However, if a half hour seems too long for small talk with the one that gave good text, but is now giving long…awkward…pauses, take flight in the happy hour cabin. An open bar is yours for the drinking seven days a week from noon to 1 a.m. Enough beer, cocktails and good spirits and you’ll feel like a better known tiger than the one pictured in their profile — grrrrrreeeaat!

meet at MONTECRISTO CIGAR BAR 

Montecristo Cigar Bar is one of the things to do in Las Vegas.

Smoking a stogie gets you every time. That was the photo that did it for you. It wasn’t the one with his niece, his dog, his meemaw or his bike he took up that rugged ride through Río Totolapa in Mexico. Oh no. You were all about how that cigar dangled from his mouth in that last snap and right swipe you did. Now you have to see that cigar swagger in person. And there’s no better place in Vegas for that up-close view than Montecristo Cigar Bar inside Caesars Palace. Named one of Playboy’s “Top Bars of 2016,” your new first-date destination is essentially a man cave. So if it doesn’t work out with this photo-professed cigar aficionado, put away your phone and stick around for some old-fashioned, “We met at the bar,” dating. You may have a night so fire it ends up in smoke.

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A film, TV and pop culture savant, Chima Simone spent many years in Los Angeles trying to make it as an actress until she finally accepted…she wasn’t that good. And with that acceptance came a new pursuit — working as an entertainment journalist/host with some of media's biggest names. Merging her love for all things trending with content that covers the Strip's neon-lit scene, she brings you Vegas with a twist.

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